It’s hard being an artist /and/ being married
(Source: luffysexual)
It’s hard being an artist /and/ being married
(Source: luffysexual)
The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
… They actually seem sorta cool.
Make one of these. Make one of these from this template here, and FIGHT ME: http://werewolfmali.deviantart.com/#/d50ytmu

I AWAIT YOUR CHALLENGES
You know what I realize? Couples never, ever, /ever/ completely get along. No matter hoooow much they love each other, no matter hooooow committed they are, they’re STILL going to butt heads.
I say this as my parents have walked away from one another pissed off over an argument about who’s going to drive to the STORE.
Love is a silly, silly, si-sometimes /stupid/ thing :I
But I guess that means everyone’s just human damnit.
aitu:
“Buchanan won the election.”
my US History book ashgyhuijk
“His eyes came slowly back, at last, to the face from which they had wandered; when they rested on it, he started, and resumed, in the manner of a sleeper that moment awake, reverting to a subject of last night.”
….. fuck you Dickens
” ‘The reason why so many of us are sick and stay sick is nutritional imbalance,’ he says.”
…WTF?
He pressed closer in a way that would have upset her ten minutes ago, but now she welcomed the nearness of his big strong body, shielding her from the street.
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“My heart is breaking, bitter anger is pouring out and I can’t stop it.”
This isn’t good
“They don’t make morgues with windows.”
WHAT. NO. DRESDEN FILES WAS A BAD CHOICE.
“It’s a Cheshire-Cat,” said the Duchess, “and that’s why, Pig!”
… the hell does this mean!?! DRUGGIE LANGUAGE TRANSLATOR PLEASE!!!
“‘Basketball in the fall?’ I asked the Colonel.”
…what?
“But just as you thought you knew where the story was going, it would end abruptly, when the lovers or the child vanished with no explanation, never to be seen again.” - Bitterblue
this sounds ominous.
“The fire’s not lighting, huh?”
Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.
(Source: loveclaire)
Augh, I can’t draw while angry. Everything keeps turning out evil.
I’m rather filled with sad and self loathing at the moment. If you lads need me i’ll be in bed watching Top Gear for the next few days

Is it bad that my immediate reaction to this picture was “Man that’s a small condom.”?

Heeeeeeeell fucking yes I’d get this